29 9 / 2014

"Books and libraries are dangerous, which is exactly why we should protect them. Librarians are conniving and vicious monsters, but they also know how to recommend a good read. Their methods may be violent, but we must be willing to face great challenges in order to achieve great things."

Welcome to Night Vale, episode 54: A Carnival Comes to Town

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29 9 / 2014

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28 9 / 2014

ericgrau:

The last panel. I cannot stop laughing

ericgrau:

The last panel. I cannot stop laughing

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22 9 / 2014

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

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22 9 / 2014

banderboucher:

it’s not a sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm

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20 9 / 2014

estufar:

An actual headline from The New York Times in 1919 

estufar:

An actual headline from The New York Times in 1919 

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19 9 / 2014

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19 9 / 2014

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19 9 / 2014

19 9 / 2014

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19 9 / 2014

hauntedsticks:

freckledtrekkie:

becausesometimesdreamsdocometrue:

disney-tasthic:

gastalicious-definition:

disney-tasthic:

globalsoftpirka:

disney-tasthic:

thedisneydifference:

Mulan loved my Mulan pen!
She said, “I love things that have my face on it.”

Wow, Mulan, conceited much ;). Seems like you may have been spending some time with Gaston!

NOOOOOO OOOOOONESHOOTS LIKE MULAN

WEARS MEN’S SUITS LIKE MULAN!

THINKS FAST AND KICKS ASS ON A ROOF LIKE MULAN

MULAN: “I USE AVALANCHES IN ALL OF MY BATTLE SCHEMIIIING!”

NOT QUITE A GUY, THAT MULAN!

WHEN I WAS A GIRL I DRANK 3 CUPS OF TEAEVERY MORNING TO HELP ME GROW STRONG

NOW I’VE GROWN UP I DRINK FIVE CUPS OF TEAAND I DEFEATED THE KING OF THE HUUUUUUUNS

hauntedsticks:

freckledtrekkie:

becausesometimesdreamsdocometrue:

disney-tasthic:

gastalicious-definition:

disney-tasthic:

globalsoftpirka:

disney-tasthic:

thedisneydifference:

Mulan loved my Mulan pen!

She said, “I love things that have my face on it.”

Wow, Mulan, conceited much ;). Seems like you may have been spending some time with Gaston!

NOOOOOO OOOOOONE
SHOOTS LIKE MULAN

WEARS MEN’S SUITS LIKE MULAN!

THINKS FAST AND KICKS ASS ON A ROOF LIKE MULAN

MULAN: “I USE AVALANCHES IN ALL OF MY BATTLE SCHEMIIIING!”

NOT QUITE A GUY, THAT MULAN!

WHEN I WAS A GIRL I DRANK 3 CUPS OF TEA
EVERY MORNING TO HELP ME GROW STRONG

NOW I’VE GROWN UP I DRINK FIVE CUPS OF TEA
AND I DEFEATED THE KING OF THE HUUUUUUUNS

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19 9 / 2014

brooklynboobala:

veranoinvencible:

Standing at 5’3” and rounding out a size bodacious, our next contestant is the terrorizer of men and women alike. Able to bleed for up to 7 days without dying, this lady is no joke. Period. No amount of chocolate or red wine can placate her: she will make you hurt… when, where, and how she pleases. With the mighty clap of her thunder thighs and the strength of an arm capable of ripping out your uterus, she’ll make a mess out of you… and your favorite pair of under drawers.

Those who dare to question her power will be destroyed.

She is…

MENSTROSITY!!

Photos courtesy of Steve Truesdell for the Riverfront Times.

You are fucking incredible. <3

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18 9 / 2014

18 9 / 2014

chocolatechilipepper:

giraffepoliceforce:

Still pretty proud of my response to this.

so somebody is mad because a character turned black can no longer exist as a “fuck, you!” to racist assholes
are you sure about that, Nine Microwaves
are you sure

chocolatechilipepper:

giraffepoliceforce:

Still pretty proud of my response to this.

so somebody is mad because a character turned black can no longer exist as a “fuck, you!” to racist assholes

are you sure about that, Nine Microwaves

are you sure

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18 9 / 2014

angelshavethephonebox:

musemusemuse:

Just press play. You won’t regret it.

image

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